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pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

(Source: lamegrownup, via beyoncetbh)

tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

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bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

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poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

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extrovhert:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

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